I’d be safe to say that we have all encountered dirty people…filthy people with grease and odor galore. I’m talking about your common, everyday, normal, average people. Not the mentally ill, homeless, or physically ill. After having my nose hairs singed by one such common Joe, I became intrigued as to what causes the tendency towards filth. Do these people know they are dirty or is this their version of normal? Are they like Linus on Charlie Brown who enjoyed his state of disgusting?
We don’t live in a third world country. We live in America where running water is plentiful. The majority of us are not homeless so we have access to showers and soap and our sense of smell is most likely intact enabling us to sniff out that ‘not so fresh – time to shower’ odor. But uncleanliness still prevails??? I just don’t get it. There is NO excuse, in my clean opinion.
So for those of you out there who are curious of where you stand on the whiff-o-meter, are teetering on the verge of being called Linus or just want some brief reassurance here goes.
You might be a DIRTBALL if: (feel free to add to this – these are just a few that I quickly threw out)
- you attract more insects, dogs and wild animals than humans
- You think running water is an Indian name
- you have an accumulation of lint, debris and crud in the folds under your neck or other areas of your body
- You think deodorant is not necessary OR…
- …that deodorant may take the place of bathing and the more white layers, the better
- You believe there is nothing disgusting about the dirt accumulation under your nails
- you cause the facial orifices (eyes and nostrils in particular) of those around you to water profusely
- you notice that people tend to create a cosmos of distance between you and them
- You like to smell “natural” and you believe that bathing destroys the o’naturale odor
- You can fuel candles with the build-up of substance in your ears
- You thought “body wash” was a service offered by the mechanic for your car
- You often get asked if your hair is wet when really it hasn’t seen water for weeks
- You publicly pick and dig in places that should be tended to in the shower
- You notice those around you tend to hold their breath
- You think the stains on your sheets add a vintage-like character
- There is always an empty seat or a hundred empty seats next to you
- You think hand washing is for the obsessive-compulsive people and find nothing wrong with using those unwashed hands to eat after just going to the bathroom
- You often hear “what’s that smell?”
- You fail to bathe daily and feel that once a week or less is fine
- You think the plaque accumulation on your teeth is fortifying
- You frequently itch and are not embarrassed to scratch your itch
Here’s an idea: SOAP and WATER will BREAK that itch cycle!!!