Today I fired up the oven and cranked out the baked goods like some non-human conveyor belt. Equally as rapid was the taste testing and oh, was I reminded of how sick one can become after mass amounts of sugar consumption! I operated like a well oiled machine. Some on the tray, some in my mouth…Some on the tray, some in my mouth. I felt like Laverne and Shirley working on their brewery assembly line job, only I remained in my kitchen bathed in flour and dehydrated from sugar overload.
Yes, muffin top you have great possibilities this season.
As I was assembling and cooling my goods I happened to notice something. Let’s see if you can identify the common denominator in these photos…ready?
After the rage passes and a few deep breaths are taken, I must admit that her effectiveness is rather impressive. She can clear a table faster than anyone or anything I’ve ever seen…and I’ve been to many all-you-can eat buffets and have experienced (up close and personal) the “folk” who frequent these joints. I think the XXXL adult bibs with personalized food stains troubled me the most.
Shiver, back to my food stealing lab…..
My children, who have turned into food stealing lab defense attorneys, have launched their case as “Mommy, it’s almost as if the food is beggin’ for her to “eat me.” And she does.